You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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