pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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