I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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