Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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