i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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