Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Houston, we have a blender
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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