so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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