i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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