Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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