there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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