He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So apparently I’m into choking now
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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