She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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