how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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