i don't like sucking hair
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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