i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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