got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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