careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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