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Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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