im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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