Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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