Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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