i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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