Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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