i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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