I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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