How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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