Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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