have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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