I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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