Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
organizing the empties. That sober.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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