shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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