I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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