Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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