His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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