I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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