Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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