I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The uberlube is also flammable
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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