M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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