ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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