I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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