i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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