The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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