he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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