Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
My feet surprised me
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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