No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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