She announced her abortion via fbk
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm sobbing to NWA
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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