rhymes with "ouble enetration"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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