I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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