that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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