I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Randomize