How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am one with the molecules
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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