Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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