I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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