ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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