can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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