whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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