thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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